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Some things are just so wrong

By Blackwalt - Posted on 18 December 2010

How to annoy whole spectrums of Science Fiction fans

I'm annoyed at three entirely different levels - I play no Sci Fi favourites. Except for Babylon-5. Seriously, who could watch that?

Via BuzzFeed.

Kinect Joy Ride: Couch Potato Style

By Coxxorz - Posted on 18 December 2010

So much for inspiring people to move while playing games.

Rudolph the Regular Reindeer

By MauriceRevek - Posted on 17 December 2010

Have you ever asked yourself "Hmm. I wonder what would have happened if Rudolph would have been born in todays medical system." Well, the people over at College Humor asked themselves the exact same thing, and came up with this:

Pretty

By Stormblade - Posted on 17 December 2010

This the Valve's Portal 2 trailer. It's very pretty, but it strikes me as more of a teaser than anything of substance. Still, this game will no doubt be a winner.

Adventures of Aku

By Akuf - Posted on 17 December 2010

May, or may not, be the doctor in question...May, or may not, be the doctor in question...
Episode: Surgeon has nice hands...

So as some of you know, I had some kind of skin infection on my left leg. It had to get lanced off. So, off to the hospital I go. My appointment was for 8:30am and they told me to be there for 8 to fill out paper work etc. I get there at about 7:45 do the paper work have a seat in the waiting room. 8:30 rolls by then 8:45, 9:00 at this point I am like hmmmm... I get up and ask what was going on apparently the doctor wasn't in yet (surprise, surprise, freakin jackass I am thinking) 10:30 rolls around and I am finally directed to a room. I change and now I am sitting there waiting. 11:00 Door opens and my eyes nearly fall out of my head. The doctor is this absolutely gorgeous woman (my first thought Heather Locklear 20 years younger with dark hair).

DR: Hello Mr. Akufadumamai, I am Dr. gorgeous how are you today.
ME: Dr please call me Aku, well I am fine except for this thing *points at leg*
DR: Let's have a look...

Work

By Q-Bert - Posted on 17 December 2010

I swear to god this is a documentary of my childhood...

Merry Coxxorz Christmas

By Blackwalt - Posted on 17 December 2010

Make Your Own Steve Jobs Christmas Ornament

I could only track back to the jpeg version. Supposedly there is a PDF version somewhere...

Via CrunchGear.

World's most comfortable bed

By Q-Bert - Posted on 16 December 2010

Check out Commander Scott Kelly's little nook on the ISS.

He's running Windows... but I'll allow it this time.

Sucker Punch Featurette

By Blackwalt - Posted on 16 December 2010

That's all you get. But isn't it enough?


Red Dead Redemption!

By Coxxorz - Posted on 15 December 2010

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Surely everybody has this game by now.
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A vs B

By Q-Bert - Posted on 15 December 2010

Tvingle has a series of [blah] vs [blah]. Here's a good one, and more after the break:

Here are some of my favorites: Read more

Cat organization 101

By Blackwalt - Posted on 15 December 2010

Because otherwise, it's just like herding cats

...

What?

Buzzfeed has 15 Ways To Organize Your Cats.

    Cats are all very well and good, but if you leave them just lying around the house, someone's going to trip over them.

I am strangely familiar with the file cabinet method and the letter tray method.

How to get Aku in trouble

By MauriceRevek - Posted on 14 December 2010

The first rule of Aku Club

By Blackwalt - Posted on 14 December 2010

Wait! Black Ops has a single-player ???

By Q-Bert - Posted on 14 December 2010

Gee, I wonder if Yahtzee liked it ?

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