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Melt rocks and stay green

By Q-Bert - Posted on 09 December 2010

Don't you want to just wave your hand right in that centre, quickly ? Read more

Photoshop this image

By Q-Bert - Posted on 09 December 2010

Seriously. This image is the first hit shown on Bing and Google when someone searches "nintendo logo".... Try it.
Since this image was uploaded by Swag in 2009, we've served it dozen of times per day. Read more

Call of Duty Bunny Ops

By Blackwalt - Posted on 09 December 2010

Yeah. So there's that


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Rainbow Six Vegas!

By Coxxorz - Posted on 08 December 2010

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Now that I have your attention, it's time to remind you that it's HoC Night.
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HE'S BACK!

By MauriceRevek - Posted on 08 December 2010

Guess who was cought lurking in the site!

We missed you!

21 kills. 1 death.

By Blackwalt - Posted on 08 December 2010

Black Ops

So last week I couldn't stop telling everyone about my 18-1 run in Black Ops. A 18 kill ratio! Made possible only by Graybush who revived me at 13 kills to finish out the level. He died doing it but it was a willing death. Honest.

It was on the Launch map and was something I knew I would never see again.

That's old news now.

A new Tomb Raider

By Blackwalt - Posted on 08 December 2010

Where's Angelina? What? ... NOOOOOO!

The next issue of GameInformer features the next release of Tomb Raider on the cover and includes a feature on the new rebirth of the series.

    Though Darrell Gallagher, head of Crystal Dynamics, says we should "forget everything you knew about Tomb Raider" and that this is "an origins story that creates Lara Croft and takes her on a character defining journey like no other," it's not clear if this is a relaunch or just an origin story that takes place in the series' already pretty convoluted time line.

More information available at Joystiq: Tomb Raider revealed by Square Enix in Game Informer.

An image of the cover, featuring a younger, dirtier Lara Croft, is available after the jump.

Another Rogers bites the dust

By Coxxorz - Posted on 07 December 2010

Local Herd members may once again be interested to know that a treasured source for video game deals is closing. First the Meadowlands location closed, and now the Britannia store is going out of business.

He's five

By Blackwalt - Posted on 07 December 2010

But he's determined

So I received an email yesterday:

    From: Nintendo of Canada
    Subject: You've received a video wish list from the sender rolly c.
    Date: December, 2010
    To: Dad

It took me to here (which you don't need to click on as it's pictured above).

He's not getting a Nintendo DS but kudos to him for trying. I may have to take his computer privileges away until after Christmas.

Ducks caught in the wind

By Akuf - Posted on 06 December 2010

I think this would be lot funnier if it was humans!

If Jason Statham wants his World of Warcaft: Cataclysm.

By Blackwalt - Posted on 06 December 2010

Jason Statham gets his World of Warcaft: Cataclysm.

Via Geeksaresexy. Okay, so not everything comes through N4G.

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Details on upcoming Black Ops patch

By Blackwalt - Posted on 05 December 2010

Patch 1.04

The original story was in Dutch! Google translated it for me. Since I am too lazy to look for an English version this is what you get.

From PS3life: Details of the Call of Duty: Black Ops 1.04 patch announced

    De vierde patch zit eraan te komen en dit is een flink grote patch met een heleboel verbeteringen en hopelijk stopt dit ook eindelijk de grote freezes waar mensen al tijden last van hebben. The fourth patch is coming out and this is quite a big patch with a lot of improvements and hopefully also finally stop the big freezes all times where people suffer from. Met dit nieuws komt mee dat Treyarch op dit moment ook bezig is alle cheaters, boosters en glitchers te resetten zodat het toch wat eerlijker verloopt. With the news that Treyarch is also currently busy all cheaters and boosters glitchers reset so it takes a bit fairer.

See. It's just like reading Moricerevek's stuff.

First "legitimate" gamertag reaches 15th Prestige in Black Ops

By Blackwalt - Posted on 04 December 2010

It's entertaining that they have to add legitimate

Everything 4 gamers: 1st Gamertag Reaches 15th Prestige Level 50 in Black Ops

    Well this Gamertag is none other than Machinima Respawn's very own "FifteenPrestige" if you were unaware, Machinima has been hosting a live 24/7 stream (Machinima is using an HD PVR but for lag purposes, the quality was decreased) for the last 24 days and showing their progress as they make their way to prestige level 50.

Via N4.

Thunder Busters

By Blackwalt - Posted on 04 December 2010

These are two songs I would never have put together

Now this is more like it!

By Blackwalt - Posted on 03 December 2010

Black Ops Zombie tips

Segment Next: Zombies “Five” Strategy Guide

    “The Five” map is a bit complex compared to Kino Der Toten. You will be running across three floors, the top floor, ground floor and the basement – bottom floor.

They even have an extensive "solo" strategy for those of "you" who are little more mildly violent or disturbing than the rest of us.

And we all know who I mean by "you."

Via N4G.

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