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Band Of The Century

By MauriceRevek - Posted on 23 August 2010

While browsing through Digg tonight, I came accross this gem of a Rock Video.

I cannot explain it.

It must be experienced.

*WARNING*

The Surgeon General has determined that watching this video can be hazardous to your musical taste.

Historical Document

By MauriceRevek - Posted on 23 August 2010

Ah the good old days of telivision. Where all of the shows were original, fresh and entertaining.

Like this clip from that TV classic: The Gong Show

Think she gets to do her whole act, or does she get gonged? Play on to find out!

Adventures of Aku

By Akuf - Posted on 23 August 2010

Episode: Revek is one of my favorite girls.

As some of you know I had an Austin Powers themed party this past Friday. Revek of course was there along with several of my other friends, including: volleyball girl 2 (VBG2), Montana's Girl (MG), Bikini Model girl 1 (BMG1), Lawyer Girl 2 (LG2) and Real Estate Girl 1 (REG1, who I am seeing ).

We made the movie watching into a drinking game here are the rules in case anyone cares:
[you can skip all this if you wish and continue after the list]
Every time these happen:

you hear "shag" or any other derived term. Read more

Gamingbolt: Call of Duty's return to glory

By Blackwalt - Posted on 22 August 2010

With Black Ops? Let's hope so...

GamingBolt has posted: Call of Duty: Black Ops- Call of Duty’s Return To Glory?

    Lately, though, respect for the franchise has been dwindling, especially after the release of Modern Warfare 2. MW2 gets a lot of hate from everybody- CoD fanboys or not. And for good reason.

I have to agree, I was also disappointed in Modern Warfare 2.

They even mention Zombies.

    Not only are they improving upon what faults Modern Warfare 2 and the previous CoD games had, they’re also retaining some fun things from their previous Call of Duty title, World at War. The popular Zombie mode is making a return. And the special editions look great too.

Via N4G.

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By Blackwalt - Posted on 21 August 2010

Not so much with the Zombie killing

This is from Thursday Night's Zombie Session.

I was going to give up Zombie Mode entirely after this but then Friday night happened.

They got Zombies in my Call of Duty Black Ops!

By Blackwalt - Posted on 21 August 2010

Not that this was unexpected

Zombies are now Officially in Call of Duty Black Ops as confirmed by Josh Olin, Treyarch's community manager.

What surprised me about this is the confirmation that ALL previous Zombie Modes (from Call of Duty World at War) will be included in Call of Duty Black Ops so Graybush, Stormblade and I (and sometimes Y) won't have to switch discs between different Zombie Modes.

Keep in mind there is also supposed to be new Zombie content and modes as well. Got to love the Zombies! Well, not Swag who will never stop his make out sessions with Battlefield 1943 – not that there is anything wrong with that.

    Treyarch’s community manager has not only officially confirmed that the old zombie maps are coming to Black Ops, but also officially confirmed that there will be some sort of Black Ops Zombie Mode – although you can be sure Treyarch have a twist(s) in store for us.

IMPORTANT UPDATE: note that the Zombie Modes are only available with the Hardened and Prestige editions. Anyone buying the Standard edition is S.O.L.

Via Call of Duty Black Ops Blog.

Cracked: 7 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Outbreak Would Fail

By Blackwalt - Posted on 20 August 2010

They used science!

Reason #6 shows us that Canadians will be particularly safe from the Zombie Apocalypse. It's actually the second #6 as they have two entries under the same number:

    After enough exposure, a dead body is going to be frozen solid and not chasing down any screaming victims, no matter how delicious and Rascal Scooter-bound they might be. It's also safe to assume that zombies wandering around in a wintry wonderland are not going to be wrapped air-tight in plastic like we do with food, so freezer burn becomes an issue. Seriously.

Read the complete list of seven at Cracked.com.

Via our own Personal Games Reviewer.

"I share your hatred for our stumpy nemesis-is-is...nemes-eye...uh, enemies."

By Blackwalt - Posted on 19 August 2010

Last night, Zombie Mode hated us

Yet another Nikolai Belinski quote.

So yesterday Coxxorz, Graybush and I shared an afternoon coffee and decided to let Graybush pick this Sega Nite's game. To no one's shock he picked Call of Duty Zombie Mode. Coxxorz decided to pass. He stated that the first one online could pick the game.

Which is how I ended up playing Zombie Mode on my own last night.

First Graybush joined and then Q-Bert entered our Live Party. Graybush loaded Call of Duty World at War. Q-Bert... did not

"Hey guys! Red Dead Redemption!"

Umm, no. Call of Duty Zombie Mode

"I don't have that." Why would Q-Bert even bother buying it, we hardly ever play Call of Duty Zombie Mode.

That kids? That is called sarcasm. Thanks for playing.

Black Sabbath - Heaven and Hell

By Swag - Posted on 19 August 2010

With Sabbath's far superior singer, Ronnie James Dio of course.

Respect.

Mr. Lonely

By Blackwalt - Posted on 19 August 2010

How bad can this be?

Early Sega Nite, no one else is here. Big surprise.

Graybush and I were talking Call of Duty Zombie Mode with Coxxorz so he picked "whatever."

Thanks for sticking with us there, big guy.

So I figured I would try Der Riese by my own.

Why not?

Whatever.

By Coxxorz - Posted on 18 August 2010

-00-00



You're not going to show up anyway.

You suck.

Adventures of Aku

By Akuf - Posted on 18 August 2010

Episode: Veronica the Persuader.
Long story short someon tried breaking in last night and was greeted with this:
Me holding Veronica the Persuader.

Daddy's dilemma

By Blackwalt - Posted on 18 August 2010

This came out of a conversation with Rolly.

Yes, that is his own Avatar which he designed himself.

The Expendables Review

By Swag - Posted on 17 August 2010

So who showed up to see this movie yesterday?

Blackwalt: Fail
Revek: Win
Aku: Fail
Q-bert: Fail (too manly for him)
swag: Win
Coxxorz: Fail (wasn't invited, but still).

Now the review.

The Good:

1) Dolph Lundgren blowing a guys torso off in the first scene.
2) Stallone, Willis, and Schwarzenegger all together in one scene.
3) Mindless explosions and shooting.

The Bad:

1) It ends.
2) Not Enough Dolph
3) No JCVD

"Look, I just made a new pet."

By Blackwalt - Posted on 17 August 2010

"I'll take it for a walk for about 5 minutes while the rest of you dick around."

Yes that's another Nikolai Belinski Quote. Immediately after creating a floor guy. One that I had not heard until last night.

Last night when Graybush and I paired up again to play Call of Duty Zombie Mode. Just the two of us. Again.

It did not go well...

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