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So, we're out of cream

By Blackwalt - Posted on 17 August 2010

You wouldn't think it was a crisis...

So yesterday morning I woke up and didn't bother to make our usual pot of morning coffee. Why? Because we had run out of cream the day before and I was supposed to go shopping that morning and buy some more. No cream, no coffee.

Ten minutes before Guba left for work I hear her voice from the kitchen. "Didn't you make coffee this morning?"

And I answered, "I didn't bother, we're out of cream." Hah! Argue with that logic.

"I drink my coffee BLACK!"

How to gain super-powers: the chart, Vol. II

By Blackwalt - Posted on 16 August 2010

No matter how many times Stormblade has tried Number 9, nothing

Still no official answer on the mystery of how the Pink Menace™ gained his powers.

Via GeeksAreSexy again.

"This… Soviet… is… complete…"

By Blackwalt - Posted on 15 August 2010

Graybush and Blackwalt return to Zombie Mode

Alone. Except with each other.

So over the past few weeks since Stormblade died disappeared again, Graybush and I had been lamenting about missing Call of Duty Zombie Mode. I had no idea how bad it was for Graybush.

Saturday night I received three (3!) Xbox Live party invites from Graybush in a 5 minute period. I, of course, ignored them all as I was have a completely fascinating conversation with my wife about golf.

Eventually, and sadly, the conversation (about golf) came to an end.

I turned back to my Xbox and joined up with Graybush to discover that he was playing Call of Duty Zombie Modeon his own! Der Riese! And amazingly enough he had got to Level 5. On his own.

I was suitably impressed, as you should be.

Stormblade gets rejected

By Coxxorz - Posted on 13 August 2010



As most of you probably know, our Stormblade has been an avid writer for many years. Well, at least since he graduated from printing a few years back.

For Some Reason.....

By Akuf - Posted on 13 August 2010

...This made me think of Blackwalt.

Spinning cat illusion

By Coxxorz - Posted on 13 August 2010



As with most illusions of this type, it's not a question of what it wants to eat or if it's spinning, but rather which way is it spinning?

Crap: I thought the Modern Warfare 2 night vision goggles were cool

By Blackwalt - Posted on 13 August 2010

Introducing the RC-XD Video Surveillance Vehicle, only available in the Call of Duty: Black Ops Prestige Edition

Now. Where is my credit card...


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The man Aku could smell like

By Coxxorz - Posted on 13 August 2010


Just my addition to the latest rash of silly video posts.

McSweeneys: the Newspaper is the best E-Reader

By Blackwalt - Posted on 12 August 2010

Security, long battery life and pre-installed apps make it a winner

McSweeney's Internet Tendency has a writeup on why "the Newspaper" in the best e-Reader on the market.

    The device's internal security system was chief among these attractions. We left one Newspaper on a park bench for six hours and, upon return, found it in the exact same place.

Via Gizmodo.

Legends & Killers

By Coxxorz - Posted on 11 August 2010

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It has come to my attention that there is new downloadable content available for a certain Western-themed game.
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Aku's Search for the Dumbest blonde

By Akuf - Posted on 11 August 2010

Candidate #1

Candidate #2 (embedding was disabled)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5TEmJCPTgw&feature=related


Duke Nukem Forever, still alive?

By Swag - Posted on 11 August 2010

Missing In Action.Missing In Action.

Yes that's right, the long delayed Duke Nukem Forever may, in fact, not be dead!. Rumor has it that Borderlands developer GearBox Software has acquired development rights to the game (which will be published by Take-Two [Bioshock, GTA, Red Dead Redemption, etc]).

Hail to the King baby!

Hawk Eye RC Chopper: Cool and Creepy

By Q-Bert - Posted on 11 August 2010

You looking at me ?You looking at me ?
Always been curious about what that neighbour, 3 doors down, is doing in his yard ?
Now you can with your spy drone.

Scott Pilgrim vs. the Weather

By Blackwalt - Posted on 11 August 2010

You all enjoyed the Scott Pilgrim "trailer" so much

Here are Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World co-stars Michael Cera and Jason Schwartzman delivering the weather report for a local news channel.


Via io9.


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I learned an new term HPOA

By Akuf - Posted on 10 August 2010

From a girl that cleverly quit her job.

Follow:
http://thechive.com/2010/08/10/girl-quits-her-job-on-dry-erase-board-ema...


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