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Kotaku: Red Dead Redemption not a western

By Blackwalt - Posted on 22 April 2010

Wait... what? Does Rockstar Games know about this?

All those hats and Indians and stagecoaches and six shooters are just for show.

The Real History Behind 2010's Big Western

And yes Rockstar Games does know that 1908 is technically after the West was won.

Redemption time

By Coxxorz - Posted on 21 April 2010

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Since it's been the topic of much discussion (okay, some discussion)...
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Words do not describe the awesomeness...!

By Blackwalt - Posted on 21 April 2010

This has HOC written all over it!!

Betty White in a Metal Bikini Wielding a Flaming Chainsaw While Riding a John Ritter Centaur.

Via my Personal Game Reviewer who came out of his closet long enough to email me this. He even wrote the headline and deck. I just posted it. I'm lazy that way..

Sunglass Catch

By Swag - Posted on 21 April 2010

It's real, I swear.

A few days late and a few dollars short

By Blackwalt - Posted on 19 April 2010

A birthday wish for Coxxorz. From Karloff

Personalize funny videos and birthday eCards at JibJab!


It was last Friday.

Adventures of Aku

By Akuf - Posted on 19 April 2010

Episode: Derka, Derka

Well as Revek and maybe Fungster knows I have been getting phone calls from people trying to get a hold of the Iraqi Embassy here in Ottawa (as I mentioned here).

Today however is by far the most entertaining.

** Phone Rings caller id says unknown but it is on the cell phone **
OEC = Other End Caller

Me: Hello?
OEC: Is this the Ambassador? [at this point I knew what it was]
Me: Derka, Derka, No
OEC: Who is this?
Me: Derka, Derka
OEC: Can I speak the Ambassador?
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Shortcut through Panau Capital City

By Blackwalt - Posted on 19 April 2010

Just Cause 2 diaries #7

So a funny thing happened to me driving around the capital city of Panau.

I found myself in need of a ride so I grappled onto a passing red pickup and ditched the driver. I was a little surprised that his passenger didn't bail but if he wanted to risk riding shotgun with me, fine.

So driving somewhat erratically around town I found myself under attack by the Panau army. Again.

This explains so much

By Blackwalt - Posted on 18 April 2010

More vaguely interested than before

By Blackwalt - Posted on 18 April 2010

Rockstar Games details multiplayer features of Red Dead Redemption

Rockstar Games just posted full details of Red Dead Redemption's cooperative multiplayer features.

Co-operative.

Like I said, more vaguely interested than before. Of course, it would have been difficult to measure how interested I was before.

Video available after the break.

Zombie Game of the Week

By MauriceRevek - Posted on 17 April 2010

OneChanbaraOneChanbara

While perusing the local video game store yesterday, something caught my eye. Bikini Samurai Squad.

What?!?

Upon closer inspection, I could see that it was a game very similar to DOA Volleyball. Lots of girls in bikini's jumping around. How droll. I picked up the jacket to read the synopsis on the back, and something caught my eye.

Zombies.

WHAT?!?!?

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Moricerevek: his poor taste isn't restricted to movies

By Blackwalt - Posted on 17 April 2010

Video games now included

To be honest, I can't say I was surprised. While online last night playing Borderlands (a good game) with Hardwood and Graybush, I caught found Moricerevek playing a somewhat dubious title.

Onechanbara™: Bikini Samurai Squad™

Those two trademark symbols? They are both in the official name. Apparently this is the type of intellectual property that needs protecting.

Terry Tate - Draft Day

By Swag - Posted on 16 April 2010

Ah yes, more Terry Tate. The double team tackles are quite well done.

"I've gonna give you a slice of some very special PAIN cake!"

Now this is a crime

By Blackwalt - Posted on 16 April 2010

Xbox stolen from gold medal bobsledder

    Next to his gold medal from Vancouver--which was the first for an American in the sport in 62 years--the Xbox was pretty much his prized possession.

Via Guba.

This one is for Coxxorz

By Akuf - Posted on 15 April 2010

Start saving now!

By Blackwalt - Posted on 15 April 2010

$10 million bunker shields billionaires from nukes, evildoers

And Zombies. Don't forget Zombies.

Video tour after the jump.

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