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Ode to Beeker!

By Q-Bert - Posted on 27 May 2011

A classic song, and a moron (not Stormblade). Hit it!

Black Friday: A visual analysis

By Blackwalt - Posted on 27 May 2011

This week: Rebecca Black's Friday: a Visual Analysis


Zombie-Proof House

By Q-Bert - Posted on 26 May 2011

Let's hope you guys have modified the cottage to resemble this. Never know when an outbreak may occur...

Braaains!

By Blackwalt - Posted on 26 May 2011

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How do you like your Zombie jokes? Online? Well here you go.

As Zombie jokes go... well let's just say that they are Zombie jokes.

Painful mental picture

By Stormblade - Posted on 25 May 2011

From Q-Bert:

<I am at swim class with the girls so you'll have to forgo the crypted emails if you want me to answer. >

I didn't know he was learning how to swim. About damn time.

I got your single player game right here

By Coxxorz - Posted on 25 May 2011

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So Blackwalt, sitting at the cottage (and feeling particularly clever) sends me the following email:

"Pick a single player game!

Then I can join in!"

It's amazing what you can do with a few thousand dollars of Lego...

By Q-Bert - Posted on 25 May 2011

But, I know that Blackwalt can easily reproduce this build:

Tips for the Black Ops Zombie noob

By Blackwalt - Posted on 25 May 2011

Just in case you aren't on the HoC Alpha Team

Heck, even if you are, some of this may help...

We got this covered presents Tips for the Black Ops Zombie noob.

    Here it is! The new installment of our zombie survival guide, with a selection of additions for the first feature, and a fresh look a Kino-Der-Toten for those who are finding the zombie masses too much. Seeing as our first guide was relatively popular, we thought we’d continue compiling our tips for y'all. Article ‘1.0’ (I feel like a spy) was directed more towards the map “5”, so now we’d like to offer some more tricks for this map but take a more substantial look at “Kino-Der-Toten”this time around.


So close to Zombie Mode

By Blackwalt - Posted on 24 May 2011

"Call of Duty 4 set in a dark fantasy world ruled by Universal Classic Monsters."

Terminal Reality had a design document on the table for a Monster Mode. Is this the origins of Call of the Dead?

I think this could have been legitimate (monster) competition for Zombie Mode.

Destructoid: Call of Duty meets monster movies in leaked design doc.

    An anonymous source has given Destructoid a portion of an internal document from developer Terminal Reality outlining an unannounced project with the working title, "Monsters." Dating from 2008 with an expected release window in the fourth quarter of 2012, the concept for the game is described as, "Call of Duty 4 set in a dark fantasy world ruled by Universal Classic Monsters."

Via N4G.

Anyone else confused?

By Coxxorz - Posted on 24 May 2011

Apple iProbesApple iProbes

You have to wonder if the headline writers derive a personal, twisted pleasure in using as many words as possible with multiple meanings.

Adventures of Aku

By Akuf - Posted on 23 May 2011

The say a picture is worth a thousand words.... right???

HoC Random Picture of the Day – 05232011

By Blackwalt - Posted on 23 May 2011

Now this is a controller to kill Zombies with

Via 9GAG.

I think Graybush will be doing the gardening from now on

By Blackwalt - Posted on 22 May 2011

And his neighbours, complete strangers, random drive-bys...

Flower grenade: throw and grow.

    Gardening’s gone guerilla - You’ve seen them, you may have looked away, but you’ve seen them. Those forgotten areas of the estate, left to fall apart and fall into disrepair. The municipal scrubland where nothing can grow... Or can it? Turn the concrete jungle into a wilderness with our compacted wild flower seed grenades.

Via Nerd Approved.

Swag Diddy?

By Coxxorz - Posted on 21 May 2011

From CNN Entertainment comes this weeks entry in the "I Am Not Making This Shit Up" file:

"Rapper/entrepreneur/actor/whatever else he wants to be Sean Combs started in the game as Puff Daddy before becoming known as Puffy, Puff, P. Diddy and finally, Diddy. Now, for one week, he wants to be known as "Swag."

13 items for a homemade Batman utility belt

By Blackwalt - Posted on 21 May 2011

Posted solely for amusement purposes

Dumb as a Blog offers us 13 items for a homemade Batman utility belt.

    If you're dumb enough to dress-up like the Dark Knight, you might as well put some more effort and thought into your utility belt. A utility belt is where actual costumed vigilantes keep their crime-fighting tools. Batman has the best utility belt in all of the Justice League.

Now don't take this the wrong way, as amusing as I found his list, I have to think I could do better with $13 dollars (plus tax) and a trip to the dollar store.

Via Gorilla Mask.

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