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It's that time again!!!

By Blackwalt - Posted on 20 May 2011

Just like every year at this time

Yes, Blackwalt and family once again find themselves on their annual vacation for an entire week, and who knows what hijinks they'll get up to? Stay up past 11 p.m.? Eat nothing but BBQ for a week? LAN party? Refer to Coxxorz in the third person? Anything's possible!

It's that time again!!

By Coxxorz - Posted on 20 May 2011

Yes, Coxxorz once again finds himself home alone for an entire week, and who knows what hijinks he'll get up to? Stay up past 3 a.m.? Eat nothing but Pho for a week? LAN party? Refer to himself in third person? Anything's possible!

Black Friday: Thursday

By Blackwalt - Posted on 20 May 2011

This week: Conan O'Brien's original song Thursday

We all know that Rebecca stole it from him!


So now it's official

By FireChicken - Posted on 19 May 2011

Well, officially recorded on a government site, anyways. You can now officially sit back, gloat, smirk and plan for that zombie apocalypse shelter you've always wanted in your backyard. Or on your roof, whichever works.

http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp

Level 16 reached in Call of the Dead

By Blackwalt - Posted on 19 May 2011

A HoC high for three players

Not to mention that Graybush didn't play the last three rounds by himself.

SeanMCR however...

I kid, I kid, SeanMCR only played one level by himself. I played one level by myself. And Graybush? Well... he died.

We tried to save him honest, but... you know... Zombies.

I realize that our high in Call of the Dead is Level 17 but this was our high with three players and our high with SeanMCR showing that he is a more than admirable replacement for Stormblade. He showed that he was an acceptable replacement for Coxxorz last week when we first passed Level 4.

I was going to make fun of SeanMCR for the 8 downs but I am pretty sure I have been there. Or worse...

Where everyone knows his name

By Blackwalt - Posted on 19 May 2011

Don't worry Graybush, we'll all cover for you...

Because his explanation was not credible. In any way.

Blackwalt Down Nite

By Coxxorz - Posted on 18 May 2011

-00-00

Yes, it's practically the same as last week's. So what, I'm trying to get something posted on time for a change... sue me.

Bank error in your favour

By Blackwalt - Posted on 18 May 2011

Well no, not really

They were more than willing to fix it. Quite insistent really.

As I said in my text to Coxxorz, I was temporarily very rich.

Duke Nukem Forever Beta June 3

By Blackwalt - Posted on 17 May 2011

Another story in the 'I am too lazy to post it myself' series

Personal Game Reviewer sends the following note:

    Hey… I also miss our [DELETED] chats. See, that would be when I would tell you about the Duke Nukem Forever beta that's opening to a select handful on June 3! IT REALLY IS COMING!!! Share with the people on the site.

    And as much as I would like to do something with [ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY DELETED] wife… {whoops, did I miss deleting one word? - Ed} they won't let me. :(

Since he is rubbing it in, I am assuming he is one of the select few. Or he will be if he remembers to keep checking under his car before turning his key in the ignition.

Otherwise...

Zombies on FB

By Akuf - Posted on 17 May 2011

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HoC Random movie poster of the Day – 05172011

By Blackwalt - Posted on 17 May 2011

Portal 2 '70s style movie poster

If you like it you will soon be able to buy it from Valve.

Via Geeks are Sexy.

She said "Sure, why not?"!!!!!!

By Stormblade - Posted on 16 May 2011


So last year, for Valentine's day, I decided I was going to ask my GF to marry me. I got one of the gold suites at the Chateau Laurier and arranged for gourmet dining and a very romantic weekend. The proposal was to be a surprise. This is an important piece of information.

Modern Warfare 3 Trailer

By Blackwalt - Posted on 16 May 2011

Direct from the actors' mouths to your ears

By Blackwalt - Posted on 15 May 2011

Stars of Call of the Dead talk about their involvement in Black Ops

Sarah Michelle Gellar


Did you know that if I don't get the Sarah Michelle Gellar character I make Graybush quit out and restart? True story.

Graybush can be anyone because, really, I don't care.

    Sarah Michelle Gellar, Danny Trejo, Robert Englund and Michael Rooker give a behind-the-scenes look at their part in the making of Call of the Dead.


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Saints Row: The Third Initiation Station

By Blackwalt - Posted on 14 May 2011

Custom design your character before the game is released

So Saints Row 2 was one of my favourite games, particularly when you take into account coop with Coxxorz. One of our favorite features was the character customization which allowed us to play as Lobo and Megan Fox.

This time around Volition is releasing an independent application which will allow you to create your character well before Saints Row: The Third is even out. It will be available for PC, Xbox and PS3.

The official Saints Row: The Third site has more details.

    The Initiation Station for Saints Row: The Third will allow you to create your own custom character in-game, upload it right here to the community site, and then have other members download your character straight to their system for use in their own game!

And if you care that much you can pre-order Red Faction: Armageddon and receive the Initiation Station one whole week before general release.

Via Joystiq.

Update: This story has been rescheduled (delayed) 4 different time since I posted it.

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