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Volition's Drew Holmes walks you through Saints Row the Third

By Blackwalt - Posted on 26 June 2011

"Even if it means assaulting a homeless person with a giant purple dildo"

Tank Mayhem!


Black Friday: Rebecca Black Ops

By Blackwalt - Posted on 24 June 2011

This week: Call of Duty: Rebecca Black Ops

Via 9GAG.

Black Ops – Annihilation Multiplayer Trailer

By Blackwalt - Posted on 23 June 2011

I'll have the special please

I'm starting to love that burger guy. They should make him a playable character.

So in Call of the Dead if you complete the original characters trapped easter egg the four characters are transported to "paradise."

Isn't Shangri-La another word for paradise?

Just saying.

HoC Review: Green Lantern

By Q-Bert - Posted on 22 June 2011

DON'T. Just........ don't.

Welcome to La La Land

By Coxxorz - Posted on 22 June 2011

-00-00

And if you're very quiet, you might just catch a glimpse of the fabled Snuffy!

Sega hacked, gets offer of help from... hackers?

By Coxxorz - Posted on 21 June 2011

Sega has launched an investigation after hackers got into their customer database, compromising the personal information of Sega Pass members. This adds the veteran video game software maker to the growing list of video game-related attacks in recent days.

But this particular attack had unexpected results.

What does it take to interest Snuffy D?

By Blackwalt - Posted on 21 June 2011

Learning that Duke Nukem Forever might be "rampantly offensive"

Unlike Snuffy D himself who is just randomly offensive.

Snuffy D has been concerned about Duke Nukem Forever. I know this because I hardly ever hear from him. But Last week in an email:

    getting? $53.99 tomorrow only
    Old-school classic. Grade-school humour. I’m in!

    Metacritic: Duke Nukem Forever

This of course was before the reviews started tanking. Fortunately we managed to talk him out of it.

Until I received a follow up email.

Bye, bye Famas

By Blackwalt - Posted on 20 June 2011

Favoured Black Ops' assault rifle gets nerfed

The Famas is Nerfed.

    Changes to the Famas include tweaks on ADS raise time, hip fire accuracy reduction, more gun kick (so less accurate) and slightly slower re-center speed. The fire rate, damage, range and magazine size will stay the same.

This has not happened yet but will happen in the next update.

Via N4G.

Happy Father's Day

By Blackwalt - Posted on 19 June 2011

From Prototype 2 and Activision and Radical Entertainment


As far as I am concerned all diapers should come marked with that warning symbol.

No GRiD anymore for PS3 or PC

By Blackwalt - Posted on 18 June 2011

Xbox Live still good

Eurogamer has more: Codies ends PC, PS3 GRID online play PlayStation 3 PC Xbox 360

    "After three years of service, 2008's Race Driver: GRID's online play service has been discontinued for the PS3 and PC editions of the game," Codemasters' Ian 'Helios' Webster said in a statement.

    The Xbox 360 version, however, remains unaffected.

I think we need to play GRid tonight just because we can. And to rub it in the faces of PS3 and PC users. You know, cause why not?

Via N4G.

Ummm... Just read it

By Akuf - Posted on 17 June 2011

This really made me laugh out loud... as warped as it is. It just did...

http://www.cracked.com/article_18494_15-unintentionally-perverted-toys-c...

And there's video

By Blackwalt - Posted on 17 June 2011

Of Black Ops Annihilation, not whatever else you were thinking

Zombies starts around 2:10 so just skip to there.

You can stop now

By Stormblade - Posted on 17 June 2011

Black Friday: Katy Perry's Last Friday Night Music Video

By Blackwalt - Posted on 17 June 2011

This week: Katy Perry's Last Friday Night Music Video starring Rebecca Black



Also starring Debby Gibson, Kenny G and the other Corey, Corey Feldman.

And no you can't have that eight minutes of your life back so don't even ask. Too late for you.

I won't tell you who found this for me so you can just save all your hatred for Stormblade. That's where all mine goes anyway.

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