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Black Op third map pack confirmed

By Blackwalt - Posted on 17 June 2011

Activision released an official press release

Here is the important part of the Press Release:

    "Players will also enjoy an all-new Zombies experience, Shangri-La, an exotic and mysterious map filled with deadly traps, dark secrets and innovative gameplay that will challenge even the most daring Zombie hunters."

I mean really, like there was anything else important in the Press Release.

But...

For those of you that are completionists the full Press Release is available after the Read More.

Do the Royals read HoC?

By Coxxorz - Posted on 16 June 2011

This just came in, and I thought the webpage looked kinda familiar. Am I imagining?

And no, it's not a Photoshop. Click for hi-res!

Yeah...

By Akuf - Posted on 16 June 2011

I have been caught like this in Europe but in Canada?
From CBC on the riots in Vancouver last night.

Yes! More Black Ops Zombies!

By Blackwalt - Posted on 16 June 2011

Although I have no idea how they will top Call of the Dead

News of the newest Black Ops Map Pack, number three, has leaked. Read more about it at Digital Warfare 24/7.

    Although we're not sure where the image originated from, it appears to be took at GameStop due to the "Downloadable Content is better at GameStop" text. The left part of the promotional poster is cut off, meaning that we're still unsure about the name of the pack or its release date. The image is also quite blurry, but we'll do our best to list the map titles.
  • Hangar 18
  • Drive-In
  • Silo - Fits in with the coding » that was discovered in May
  • Hazard
  • New Zombie level
    Remember that this is pure speculation and while it looks very legit, it could still be a fake. Take a look at the picture and stay tuned for any official details if and when they arrive.

Via N4G.

I don't wanna play crappy zombies

By Coxxorz - Posted on 15 June 2011

-00-00

But it would be nice to kill something tonight.

Or race! Racing with high speed crashes will do.

HoC Random Cat of the Day – 06152011

By Blackwalt - Posted on 15 June 2011

GamerCat!

More GamerCat here. Although not much more. He's new.

Via 9GAG.

Super 8

By Q-Bert - Posted on 15 June 2011

One word: Lens flare

What a compliment!

By Stormblade - Posted on 14 June 2011

Coming Soon: A reboot of The Three Musketeers. Apparently Disney didn't do enough damage to kill it. The Playlist describes it as "Resident Evil with frilly dresses". They say that like it's a bad thing!


The Three Musketeers by ThePlaylist

My what big jaws you have

By Blackwalt - Posted on 14 June 2011

Seriously, what else were you expecting me to call this story?

Recognize these teeth?: You should.Recognize these teeth?: You should.

The above photo was heavily photoshopped to remove my fingers. Deal with it.

So this January my dentist decided that if I did not cap one of my molars it was going to split right down the middle and it was time to do something about it.

Cutting the story short, my insurance did not cover cosmetic dentistry. Guba's insurance said "sure, whatever, here's 50%." My dentist argued with my insurance over the exact definition of cosmetic which included taking pictures of the inside of my mouth. I can not tell a lie. They were beautiful. So much so that my insurance coughed up 30% and Guba said "close enough, go fix your tooth." So I did.

No that's not all there is. Sorry.

Norway's 'Rebecca Black'

By Stormblade - Posted on 13 June 2011

Yes, really.

How not to tease George Romero

By Blackwalt - Posted on 12 June 2011

In Call of the Dead that is

This picture truly is worth a thousand words. But you have to pay attention to really get the most enjoyment out of it. It does make Greybush and I (me) look like idiots so it's worth your time.

Black Friday: Rebecca Black's Official Website

By Blackwalt - Posted on 10 June 2011

This week: Rebecca Black's Official Website

Because I know you don't want to miss out on what Miss Black is up to. Particularly not Stormblade.

Rebecca Black – Official Website

Nothing Better To Do

By MauriceRevek - Posted on 10 June 2011

What's a Zombie's favorite radio station?

Read more

HoC Random Picture of the Day – 06102011

By Blackwalt - Posted on 10 June 2011

Hmmm...

Via 9GAG.

New record!

By Coxxorz - Posted on 09 June 2011

It's now been a full 24 hours without a single post, Youtube, or even snide remark.

Congratulations!

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