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Let sleeping Minifigs lie

By Blackwalt - Posted on 18 March 2011

If you can find them...

Two things to lead into this story:

  • Rolly received Lego Universe for Christmas
  • Rolly is going to a day camp for March Break

So Rolly's Day Camp starts one hour later than school but we as a family still get up at the same time. Yesterday Rolly had a simple solution to fill in the hour. "Can I play Lego Universe?" Sure you can, go ahead.

The Moron Twins ride again

By Blackwalt - Posted on 18 March 2011

In all their Red Dead Redemption glory

Somehow, inexplicably and independently Stormblade (left) and Blackwalt (right) ended up with the same character avatars in Red Dead Redemption.

What can we say. We're morons.

We also laughed for quite a while once we figured it out. Only us...

Japan Nuclear Reactor Problem Explained..... With Poop and Farts

By MauriceRevek - Posted on 17 March 2011

Now this is something that any parent can understand.

"Daddy I wrote a story for you"

By Blackwalt - Posted on 17 March 2011

And here it is

Last night Rolly called me upstairs as he was going to bed. With lettering assistance from Guba he had written me a story.

He enjoyed reading it to me and afterward signed it for me. That part I cropped off.

This morning I discovered that it was a musical as he sang it to me at full volume while getting dressed.

Welcome to hell

By Coxxorz - Posted on 16 March 2011

-00-00

Population: me.

These are the "droids you are looking for"

By Blackwalt - Posted on 16 March 2011

Simon Pegg and Nick Frost remake Star Wars but only complete one scene

Via Nerd Bastards.

I completely missed the house

By Akuf - Posted on 16 March 2011

Remember Burnout Paradise?

By Coxxorz - Posted on 15 March 2011

It's one of the few games Swag actually owns. And now there's a Cops vs. Robbers mode! It's even on sale right now.

More details here.

Zombies have rights too!

By Blackwalt - Posted on 15 March 2011

They have the right to be shot in the head. So does Stormblade

Via 9Gag.

40 dirtiest computer pictures

By Coxxorz - Posted on 13 March 2011

Before you get all excited, these are the 40 dirtiest pictures of PC's, according to Tom's Hardware. I've personally seen worse than many of these (not in my house), but should be worth a shiver for many of you.

Undead Nightmare: the massacre

By Blackwalt - Posted on 13 March 2011

HoC vs Undead Overrun. The Zombies Won. Again.

Rockstar Games explains Red Dead Redemption's Undead Overrun as such:

    In Undead Overrun, the explosive, bloody and gooey new co-op multiplayer survival mode in Red Dead Redemption: Undead Nightmare, players online work together to fend off relentless waves of infected zombies rising up from the ground in graveyards and a bit hungry from their dirt nap.

The "work together" should have tipped us off.

Cooking with Charlie

By Stormblade - Posted on 12 March 2011

Please someone tell me this is not him, because it sure looks and sounds like him. Pretty funny though.

Now this is music

By Akuf - Posted on 11 March 2011

Heard this for the first time last night. Before any of you even try: Yes I know it is The Animals - House of the Rising Sun! Actually maybe even some of you didn't even know that. The only one that is excused from this is swag (but some how I have a feeling he may know) because of his age.

Turn Back

By Blackwalt - Posted on 10 March 2011

Turn back? Arm up and speed up! There's zombies ahead!

Via 9Gag.

CoD– I mean HoC Night!

By Coxxorz - Posted on 09 March 2011

-00-00

But seriously. Will we ever get tired of this game? Will Swag show up again? Tune in and find out.

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