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Take me down to Raccoon City where the Zombies roam free and the...

By Blackwalt - Posted on 02 April 2011

Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City trailer released

Spotted on Topless Robot and I shamelessly stole their great headline.


Blackwalt needs to be revived

By Blackwalt - Posted on 01 April 2011




It was Coxxorz who coined the term "Blackwalt Down" during Sega Night after watching me be revived three times in less than a minute – he revived me twice. This occurred while playing Black Ops last night in the Firing Range map. While I finished with 25 kills (25-7) I spent a lot of time in last stand.

So much so that when Swag (yes Swag) asked where all the bad guys were Coxxorz told him to look for the little plus sign on the radar that showed where Blackwalt needed to be revived.

ummmm.... WOW!!!!

By Akuf - Posted on 31 March 2011

The Anti-Zombie weapon

By Blackwalt - Posted on 31 March 2011

That would be Zombie, singular unfortunately

I suspect that the rest of the horde would attack before you could reload. That's the problem with Zombie's, you can never find just one.

Still. Cool.

Idiot of the Week

By Coxxorz - Posted on 31 March 2011

Not as loud as ALL CAPS, but equally annoying.

Okay.

By Coxxorz - Posted on 30 March 2011

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When nobody showed up for last week's HoC Nite, I was initially disappointed. But then a funny thing happened!

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Cat Proof Your Computer

By MauriceRevek - Posted on 30 March 2011

Finally, somebody created a must know, critical knowledge, for immediate dissimination how-to
on Cat Proofing Your Cmputer.

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Vote!

By Stormblade - Posted on 30 March 2011

And, if by some unimaginable reason your thoughts short-circuit and you have an irresistible urge to vote for Stephen Harper, you must accept that in all likelihood you will be visited in the middle of the night by zombies who will eat your brains. Assuming, of course, that you have any to start with.

Hobo With a Shotgun Review...

By Akuf - Posted on 30 March 2011

Good, Gory, Bloody mindless fun.
The thing I really liked about the movie. Was it wasn't trying to be serious and it was still well done. This is not a Revek movie as this was at least entertaining and hilarious to watch.

Oh and it's Canadian made too! And Rotten Tomatoes has it at 100% (still)




Some very notable quotes:

[Getting manhandled by giant Fallout3esque robot dudes]
"Get your hands off me, you're crushing my cigarettes"
Those who played the game and watch the movie will understand the fallout 3 reference

Abby: "you can't save the world with a shotgun"
Hobo: "it's all I know"

[hobo talking to a bunch of babies in the hospital]
I used to be like you. A long time ago. All brand new and perfect. No mistakes, no regrets. People look at you and think of how wonderful your future will be. They want you to be something special, like a doctor, or a lawyer. I hate to tell you this, but if you grow up here, you're more likely to wind up selling your bodies on the streets, or shooting dope from dirty needles in a bus stop. And if you're successful, you'll make money selling junk to crackheads. And don't think twice about killing someone's wife, because you won't even know it's wrong in the first place. Maybe... you'll end up like me. A hobo with a shotgun.


A cooperative game in the Resident Evil universe?

By Blackwalt - Posted on 30 March 2011

Yes please

The newest edition of Official Xbox Magazine is breaking the news on Resident Evil Operation Racoon City.

Of course, everyone is busy reporting what is in the magazine and no one is busy buying the magazine. Sigh...

I spotted it first at The Gamers Hub.

    The new game appears to be a significant departure for the franchise from its survival/horror roots. Instead, players adopt the roles of a team of Umbrella operatives seeking to cover up evidence of the virus outbreak in 1998. The game is said to be a squad based shooter online according to some sites.

It's being developed by SlantSix who made a bunch of the SOCOM games.

And yes I know it isn't the first Resident Evil to support coop play but it is the first to be developed as a coop game from the ground up.

I suspect a Resident Evil/Left 4 Dead mashup which could be good. Hopefully they will surprise us with something different and, dare I say it, original? Oh yeah, and fun.

P.S.- my copy of the Official Xbox Magazine magazine is in the mail. For real.

Zombie Celebrities

By Coxxorz - Posted on 30 March 2011

Finally, a constructive use for Photoshop! We may have to do a contest on this topic.

Angry Birds. The Movie.

By Blackwalt - Posted on 29 March 2011

Well, it's really only a spoof trailer for a fake movie. But still, Angry Birds!

Via Gizmodo.

Idiot of the Week

By Coxxorz - Posted on 28 March 2011

I would ban him just for typing in all caps. Wonder how old he'll be in 9999?

HoC Random Black Ops Picture of the Day – 03282011

By Blackwalt - Posted on 28 March 2011

The way it should be

...and usually isn't.

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