Herd of Cats

"There you are. Let's get started."

I am not saying who

But I will show you his card.

"...reproducible human error problem..."

Over the last few weeks, we've gotten quite a few enticing reasons to pre-invest in Aperture Laboratories: from the planks of tomorrow, to test-optimized bots, to the last word in pre-emptive defense, the Home Safety Turret. Today marks Aperture's fourth and final Investment Opportunity video, and if it doesn't get you reaching for your special investment wallet, you wouldn't know a can't-miss opportunity if it was staring you in the face, yelling at you about boots.

For those of you boycotting Bulletstorm due to the removal of proper multiplayer co-op, here's something to make you feel better. Epic Games have released the Bulletstorm soundtrack forFREE via their new community site.

UPDATE: New community site down. Direct download link HERE.

18 and 2

Another one of my stellar Black Ops performances ruined, just ruined, by Graybush.

Seriously dude, throw me a bone here.

What idiot picked these...

This week's reason to pre-invest in Aperture Laboratories: CEO and founder Cave Johnson's announcement that the applied sciences company is making its military-grade turret line available to consumers.

Take 5, Coxxorz

http://forums.xbox.com/36258211/ShowPost.aspx

I have had one of the more bizzare weeks in my life this week. I think I should have just stayed home. Each day this week, I had something planned. This is hwo it has turned out so far.

Monday: Appointment to have my har cut and a massage. Forgot to write me in the appointment book. Rescheduled.

Tuesday: Squash game scheduled with a budy. His dog had a seizure, so he had to stay at home to keep an eye on him.

Wednesday: Get together with fellow SCUBA divers to talk about summer diving. Rescheduled for next week due to cancellations, and choice of venue. Read more

"...the simulated bonds of artificial friendship..."

In this week's informational video, Aperture Science founder Cave Johnson explains why robots'll get you the biggest bang for your testing dollar. Don't wait until April 19th to get in on the ground floor. Invest in documentary game futures today!

Too much work, not enough time (or people). I'm gonna have to start acting more like our nonchalant little friend here.

Anyway, must kill!

Seriously, I don't know what to say. I can still heare the caterwalling that was "Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds".

How can you even ask?

Goozer Nation asks the totally unnecessary question: Black Ops DLC: Does the magic lie with Zombies maps alone?

I have loved zombies ever since World at War and I would gladly pay $15 for new Black Ops DLC containing only 1 zombies map, because that 1 map is endless fun with friends and strangers.

And here is the totally unnecessary answer: yes.

On a side note: you can play Zombie Mode with strangers? Who knew?

Via N4G.

It's a revek movie.

I will tell you the funniest part of the whole movie to save you all (Except maybe Revek) from watching it:

Back story The evil wizard Lezzar (Justin Theroux) must sleep with a Virgin Belladonna (Zooey Deschanel) to release a Dragon and a conversation happens about whether or not Leezar knows if he will "plant the seed"

Belladonna: How do you know it works
Leezar: Oh I know it does, and if your vagina is anything like my hand it will quite amazing.

Or at least something like that
Statistic Analyst girl said this about the movie: It was clearly was written by a 13 year old boy who incessantly plays with himself, and dungeons and dragons. In that order of priority.

"That is not a panel. That's a crusher."

Don't miss this investment opportunity from up-and-coming applied sciences company Aperture Laboratories. Find out more about them April 19th, when they go public with their documentary video game Portal 2. This is the first of four videos showcasing the many lucrative products currently in development.

There are more of these opportunities and I have them all scheduled. Or you can go search for them all now if you would rather not wait.

But you should wait so stop that tab from loading YouTube.

Stop it! Stop it now!