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HoC Random Picture of the Day – 02242011

By Blackwalt - Posted on 24 February 2011

Acquired Taste

There is always one zombie that doesn't fit in. Doesn't he know that zombies are gluten intolerant?

Via 9GAG.

Impressive

By Coxxorz - Posted on 23 February 2011

-00-00

I actually had to go all the way back to page 2 to find the previous HoC Nite post!
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HoC Random Picture of the Day – 02232011

By Blackwalt - Posted on 23 February 2011

I don't think that's Batman

Graybush sent me this picture with the note "This reminded me of Rolly's comment regarding fish and cats..."

I had a conversation with Rolly about getting a new cat last month. Rolly's response was we can't get a cat until all the fish are gone. I shared this logic that night with Graybush who was greatly entertained.

Rolly and I are still discussing the issues behind sharing a household with cats and fish and Batman at the same time.

ET: The Sequel...

By Akuf - Posted on 23 February 2011

At first I thought this was for real.
Like I said some people have way too much time on their hands...

Though I have to admit it is very well done and creative.

HAHAHAHA

By Akuf - Posted on 23 February 2011

For those of you (who shall remain nameless) dumb enough to buy a WindoZe phone....

http://www.zdnet.com/blog/mobile-news/windows-phone-7-update-bricking-ph...

Is this really a surprise...

PlanetXbox360: Top Ten Zombie Centric Games of All Time

By Blackwalt - Posted on 23 February 2011

Total awesomeness...

Although it's not really totally awesome because CoD Zombie Mode only came in at number seven. There is something seriously wrong with that. Everyone knows CoD Zombie Mode should have been first, second and third. Not to mention that it was the Black Ops version listed and not the World at War version.

I read this story three times (so far), you only have to read it once: Top Ten Zombie Centric Games of All Time

    With that, we’ve decided to dig our way into the hordes of the undead to bring you our top ten favorite zombie games of all time. Now, some of them are a series, and others are solo games that manage to stand out on their own accord. But all of our choices definitely feature a zombie or two…or two million.

Via N4G.

Roll up the Rim!

By Blackwalt - Posted on 22 February 2011

Now this is important news coverage

I also received a, presumably related, note from Guba that we aren't allowed to brew coffee at home anymore...

Saints Row 3 gets a release date

By Blackwalt - Posted on 22 February 2011

Holiday 2011 – not exactly precise but still

Did MoriceRevek write this headline? Saints Row 3 have already a release date. Oh, never mind. It's translated. That would explain it.

Come on four player co-op. Oh please! Oh please! Oh please!

    There was something in the air these days, and in fact this is the revelation: there are textual, but a press release the first images of Saints Row 3, and one of these you can also see the release date set for next Christmas 2011.

Via N4G.

And now,

By MauriceRevek - Posted on 21 February 2011

OMFG!!

By Akuf - Posted on 21 February 2011

Some people haev waaaaaaaaaaaaay too much time on their hands

News about Saints Row 3

By Blackwalt - Posted on 21 February 2011

It's vague but it's news

Computer and Videogames has an interview with Danny Bilson, THQ's VP of core games. Saints Row 3 is mentioned with a 2011 release. Wait a second! We're in 2011! Woo hoo!

Oh. And by the way THQ has a new logo also.

    We sat down with the man himself to discuss upcoming games including this year's Saints Row 3 - as well as future prospects Devil's Third and Guillermo Del Toro's InSane. Although more tight-lipped than usual, it wasn't long before Bilson's natural sprightliness came to the fore...

Via N4G.

Challenge of the Day

By MauriceRevek - Posted on 20 February 2011

Watch this video until the end. I lasted 41 seconds before I wanted to rip my eyeballs out.

Sunday Video

By MauriceRevek - Posted on 20 February 2011

If I said this was funny, would that make me politically incorrect?

All I can say is, BOOBIES!

Now, can I shoot someone? I would certainly like to get rid of Stormblade. Anybody want to help?

Co-op removed from Epic's Bulletstorm

By Blackwalt - Posted on 20 February 2011

Along with all my interest in the game

Seriously. All interest I had just vanished. There are few enough co-op games out there and to have the feature pulled at the last moment is even more annoying.

JoyStiq: Cliff Bleszinski talks Bulletstorm's development, canned co-op

    Another interesting tidbit: Bulletstorm originally had campaign cooperative play, but it was eventually removed. According to Bleszinski, co-op killed the game's pacing: it "just broke down, and it was a situation where people would race through the game, ignoring the vistas and they wouldn't set up as many skillshots," he said.

All I can say to Cliffy B is you should pick your co-op partners more carefully. I learned that the hard way.

Note: Bulletstorm will be released this Tuesday, February 22nd.

New webseries "Dragon Age: Redemption"

By Blackwalt - Posted on 19 February 2011

Based on the video game

This is the official trailer for the upcoming web series. It is produced by Bioware and stars Felicia Day.

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