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IGN: Black Ops, Loadout of the Pros

By Blackwalt - Posted on 27 March 2011

I don't think we'll ever be good at Black Ops but IGN is trying to help

    ...there's definitely a learning curve when it comes to online multiplayer. That's where the pros come in. These guys are arguably the Top 5 players in the world and they use a very specific loadout to win matches on a global scale.

Read the whole story and view the entire graphic at IGN: Call of Duty Black Ops: Loadout of the Pros.

Why was I banned - 2

By MauriceRevek - Posted on 26 March 2011

Saw this gem on the site. Seems pretty innocuous enough, gamer logs into his buddies account to complain about being banned..... until you look at the gamer tag of the buddy that he used to log in.

HoC Lego/Zombie Picture of the Day – 03252011

By Blackwalt - Posted on 25 March 2011

Lego and Zombies!

Via Geeks are Sexy.

So ...

By Stormblade - Posted on 25 March 2011

When is HoC Movie Night?

Why Was I Banned?

By Coxxorz - Posted on 25 March 2011

The site Why Was I Banned? was recently pointed out to me by an HoC member, and I'm enjoying it so much, I think it should be a regular feature here.

Basically, it's excerpts from the Account Suspensions and Bans forum on Xbox.com, where the idiots come to beg or plead innocence of their various Code of Conduct infractions that got them suspended or banned. But more often than not, it's the Microsoft staff responses that contain the real gold.

So without further ado, here is the idiot of the week:

Delayed again – Duke Nukem still taking Forever

By Blackwalt - Posted on 24 March 2011

Just a six week delay this time but it's still funny

    After 15 years (and six short weeks) the King is almost back!

    "I'm very sorry for the added delay. We've all been working extremely hard and are very eager to deliver the game to you," added Pitchford. "I've been thinking of these lyrics from the great country song, 'He's The Duke' - 'He told us if we waited we could Come Get Some, but I never knew Forever was going to be so long.' If you're like me, June cannot come quickly enough."

Official Take Two Press Release.

It's worth watching Randy Pitchford's statement through YouTube. Available after the jump.

Spyday

By Blackwalt - Posted on 24 March 2011

Using Team Fortress 2's spy to remake (and mock) Rebecca Black's Friday

Via Kotaku.

In Memoriam

By Coxxorz - Posted on 23 March 2011

-00-00

As some of you may already know, our good friend Nightowl lost his mother last week after a tough battle with cancer.

Our thoughts are with you and your family, buddy, and we dedicate this night to you all.

Help Cookie Monster!

By MauriceRevek - Posted on 23 March 2011

Smell Like a Monster

By MauriceRevek - Posted on 23 March 2011

HËNJ

By Blackwalt - Posted on 23 March 2011

This one is for Coxxorz who likes to decode and create Ikea product names

What if Stonehenge had an Ikea product name and Ikea instructions?

Larger size is available at 9Gag.

Via 9GAG. (duh)

Rebecca Black - Friday (OFFICIAL VIDEO)

By Blackwalt - Posted on 22 March 2011

I apologize in advance



So the latest (one of) the internet Memes going around is Rebecca Black's cover of Friday. It is criticized as being autotuned and as being one of the worst performance's ever.

Admittedly it isn't good but it is better than any of mine and Stormblade's Polka Duet's (all evidence destroyed by popular demand).
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Kinect For the Blind

By Akuf - Posted on 21 March 2011

I agree pretty damn cool. Though they should probably reduce the size slightly, not that blind person could see what they look like. Maybe they would care.

Oh I am going to hell for that one

Taken from gizmag.com: NAVI project turns Kinect into a set of eyes for the visually impaired

SIDE NOTE Anyone else misread the name (gizmag) of that site ?


K'Nex MarioKart Wii™ Building Sets!

By Blackwalt - Posted on 20 March 2011

Oh, Oh. Somebody grab Personal Game Reviewer's credit cards before its too late

Whoops! Too late. Hopefully his bank account can withstand the hit and maybe he will post a report on how they work out.

    Bring your favourite Nintendo videogame to life – build and then race classic Mari Kart Wii characters with their bikes and karts. Each set comes with a collectible figure and vehicle – the karts even come with a pullback motor for awesome racing action!

See all the available K'Nex MarioKart Wii™ sets.


K'Nex is a Herd of Cat's approved building system:

Just so you know. Or care.

Now this is reference material

By Blackwalt - Posted on 19 March 2011

What We've Learned From Zombie Movies

"Shotguns used in 75% of all outbreaks." I keep telling you guys that shotguns are the anti-zombie weapon. Except for Graybush whose accuracy deteriorates drastically as soon as he gets one in his hands. Headshot with a pistol from 100 ft away? No problem. 10 ft away with a shotgun? That's one safe zombie.

Via Geekologie.

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