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Everybody dance now

By Q-Bert - Posted on 06 September 2010

Oh TF2, you are so cool. I don't know why everyone on this site insists on ignoring you...

Cool guys don't look at explosions

By Q-Bert - Posted on 06 September 2010

I don't have no "Classic Clip" banner or shit, but I'll be damned if I don't spend the day putting up YouTube clips in here...

Predicting the Future

By Q-Bert - Posted on 06 September 2010

Boy was Arthur C. Clarke wrong with this one, he predicted it for 2004... It actually happened in 2002...

No.

By Blackwalt - Posted on 06 September 2010

Cause that's crazy talk

PR News asks the question with an obvious answer: Call of Duty Black Ops: Will you buy it without Zombie Mode?

Well, no, we wouldn't. Because it wouldn't be Call of Duty then would it?

    We know that the four zombie maps from World at War will definitely be playable in the special editions of the game, but whether that is part of normal play, or zombie co-op is still yet to confirmed.

While there are a lot of questions out there about new Zombie content in Call of Duty Black Ops it is known that the original four co-op Zombie Maps will only be available in the Hardened and Prestige editions. The regular edition will be Zombie-less (of the old Zombie Maps at least).

Via N4G.

Screw you, Digg

By Q-Bert - Posted on 06 September 2010

Lemmings, stories, whatever...Lemmings, stories, whatever...Most people here know that I like to Story-bomb the site. Posting 10 stories in a row after months of ignoring the site is something that gives me great joy. (Oh, and thank you for the Alert Level indicator...)

Halo Reach: Coxxorzed

By Coxxorz - Posted on 06 September 2010


Hello, this is your furry pal Grover. Wait– that's not right.

"In Russia, I kill bears TEN TIMES your size!"

By Blackwalt - Posted on 05 September 2010

Money can't buy dead Zombies

Yet again two player Zombie Killing. Although this time something was wrong with the Zombie World.

Graybush was barely Tickle Trunking at all. I think he was sick.

No really, I was Tickle Trunking like mad which was unusual and he was barely touching the thing. He barely got more Teddy Bear's than I did.

Please note that once again this was on our second attempt. Once again our practice round only made it to Level 8. What is with that?

"This is getting old..."

By Blackwalt - Posted on 04 September 2010

Level 30 two nights in a row

So Thursday Graybush and I played Zombies.

Again.

And our stellar first attempt got us all the way to Level 8.

Yes, level 8. No picture. Too embarrassing.

It didn't start well. Blackwalt needed to be revived on Level 1 - twice. Twice I went down on Level 1 so really no surprise that we didn't make it that far.

STOP THE PRESSES! Duke Nukem Forever confirmed!

By Swag - Posted on 03 September 2010

Ok now start the preses so that you can get this out to the world!

Not too long ago I reported that that Borderlands developer GearBox Software was developing Duke Nukem Forever.

Well today at PAX is was confirmed!

This is so awesome I don't even know what to say. It's coming out in 2011! Read more

Imagine a world...

By Blackwalt - Posted on 03 September 2010

...a World of Keflings


I seem to remember Moricerevek enjoying the first game, A Kingdom for Keflings.

Batman is dead!

By Coxxorz - Posted on 03 September 2010

Here's proof:


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"We didn't have these kind of toys in Stalin's Russia"

By Blackwalt - Posted on 02 September 2010

An amazing new high for two player Der Riese

So Sega Nite was yet again a bust as only Graybush and I showed up. So, basically, just another night.

We played Zombies again. Shocker I know. But we were prepared to quit out when Coxxorz joined.

Up until we passed Level 26 that was. After Level 26 we were finishing the round no matter what.

Turned out to be a non-issue as Coxxorz didn't appear until after we flamed out at Level 30.

EBGames trade 2 for 1 September deal

By Blackwalt - Posted on 02 September 2010

I couldn't get Coxxorz to post this because someone stole his copy of the flyer

FrontFront

What? You can't prove it was me. You can't.

So I don't usually post these types of deals because of my opinion of EBGames used games market. I still buy their used games but I have issues with their power in the used game market.

But...

And I mean but...

Not listed as an available new game (but included according to store staff) is Halo Reach.

The Sarcasm Department

By Coxxorz - Posted on 01 September 2010

Welcome to the Sarcasm Department!

Your posts may be monitored for sarcasm and quality control, however sarcastic/ironic replies here will be deemed FREEBIES, and cannot invoke suspension.

Holy crap, is it Wednesday already?

By Coxxorz - Posted on 01 September 2010

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Time flies when you're not reading this website.

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