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By Akuf - Posted on 01 May 2011

Contest: How much of an @$$hole can Q-Bert be ?

By Q-Bert - Posted on 01 May 2011

It has come to my attention that I have recently acquired the capacity to be the ultimate co-worker @$$hole to one of our members. This had been brewing in the background for the last few months as I have changed contracts and the member in question has been between jobs. As far as I know, his new job is now confirmed (I hope to hell I am not wrong).

Our fates are now linked since last week. I wonder if this member yet knows ?

So, I am the system administrator on the team. The question is: how much of an @$$hole should I be ? Read more

Portal 2 – what can you do with your cube?

By Blackwalt - Posted on 01 May 2011

This guy can do a lot

I wonder how many tries it took him for some of these.
Via Joystiq.

HoC Random Picture of the Day – 04302011

By Blackwalt - Posted on 30 April 2011

Is it really that much of a surprise?

An excerpt from Blackwalt's Black Op combat recordAn excerpt from Blackwalt's Black Op combat record

Even the accuracy isn't a shock to any zombie that knows me.

Technically though, the SPAS-12 doesn't unlock until Level 24 so I only have it for approximately half the time.

Coxxorz Random Deals of the Day

By Coxxorz - Posted on 29 April 2011

There are a couple good deals going on now, so I figured it was worth its own news story.

First up:

1. EB Games is offering a $100 trade-in credit on your old Xbox 360.

Black Ops: Taste of Escalation

By Blackwalt - Posted on 29 April 2011

I'll take a #5 please. Two orders

There is some kind of new anti-zombie weapon at the 1:02 mark.

There's a soldier in all of us.

    5 All-New Maps and Epic Zombie Experience on Xbox 360 May 3rd

    "Escalation", the second Call of Duty: Black Ops map pack, contains 5 all-new exceptionally varied maps; featuring 4 Multiplayer maps and an epic Black Ops Zombies experience with all-new playable characters.


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Game Play Today: Top 5 sandbox titles "of all time"

By Blackwalt - Posted on 28 April 2011

Yes, yes, don't know, yes, no

Gameplay Today's Top 5 Sandbox Titles of All Time

    Open world games are some of the most relaxing titles in gaming because they don't require you to walk the set path in front of you. Yes you may have to do specific objectives to continue but in actuality one could play The Incredible Hulk and just smash buildings never starting a mission. It's that freedom that sets these titles apart from the norm.

Via N4G.

In case you don't believe in Zombies

By Ice - Posted on 27 April 2011

The audience of this site may not need convinced that a zombie outbreak is coming, but if you do you might want to read this article at CNN.

Well they may not call it Zombie, but thats easier then ataxic neurodegenerative satiety deficiency syndrome.

Sorry I didn't post this earlier, those of you with time on your hands could have joined the twitter chat

Since it will only be Blackwalt and me...

By Coxxorz - Posted on 27 April 2011

-00-00

Hopefully one of us can figure this one out.

I want to make a horror movie

By Blackwalt - Posted on 27 April 2011

In easy flowchart form

My favourite part? Is he bleeding? Yes. A lot? Yes. Keep filming!

Via Nerd Approved.

Black Ops: "Call of the Dead!"

By Blackwalt - Posted on 26 April 2011

Starring George Romero as himself

Seriously! The Call of Duty Black Ops new zombie mode has George Romero in it!

Along with Robert "Freddy Kreuger" Englund, Machete's Danny Trejo, Michael Rooker (Merle Dixon from The Walking Dead and, yes, Sarah Michelle Gellar.

Dibs on Buffy! Sorry Moricerevek.

More details at Joystiq: Black Ops Escalation DLC includes 'Call of the Dead,' stars George Romero (as himself)

    Activision has revealed "Call of the Dead," the previously unnamed Zombies Mode map in the Call of Duty: Black Ops "Escalation" DLC. "Call of the Dead" is no ordinary map, however, as Treyarch is throwing in lots of zombie-related fan service, starting with George Romero.

Via Joystiq.

Star Wars mockery of Rebecca Black's Friday - Prime Day

By Blackwalt - Posted on 26 April 2011

Worst Princess Leia cosplay ever!


Who isn't making fun of this song?

Via Nerd Bastards.

12 minutes of Battlefield 3

By Blackwalt - Posted on 25 April 2011

In-game footage – fault line.

Via my email. No really.

Would you use foul mouth Clap-trap to propose marriage?

By Blackwalt - Posted on 24 April 2011

Some guy named Ben did (to Tora) and Gearbox bought in

When Borderlands super fans Ben and Tora decided to get married Ben asked Gearbox to help. And they did with a Claptrap video popping the question to Tora. Done in complete Claptrap style with extreme censoring required.

    Hello, traveler! We have nuptials for you on the Fyrestone Bounty Board! This is a video Borderlands studio Gearbox made for superfan Ben, to help him propose to his Borderlands-superfan girlfriend Tora, and it is outstanding.

Via Kotaku.

New Duke Nukem Forever Trailer

By Blackwalt - Posted on 23 April 2011

Come Get Some

"There's more where that came from!"

No, I mean it, there more at the Official Duke Nukem Forever Media Section.
Read more

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