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Idiot of the Week

By Coxxorz - Posted on 23 April 2011

Wonder what he does consider a cheater.

Portal 2 co-op robots cutout

By Blackwalt - Posted on 22 April 2011

We couldn't find any action figures!

ATLAS and P-body during assemblyATLAS and P-body during assembly

So since Portal 2 came out on Tuesday Coxxorz and I have been working through the co-op levels. Coxxorz as P-Body and myself as ATLAS. We have only managed to play for two nights and we have finished three of the co-op sections.

It has been massively entertaining as the antics of the two robots are funny and GLaDOS the overseeing AI is hilarious. "How could you fail? This isn't even a test." Not to mention the game itself which is great by the way.

This is a lo res version: Download the PDF for the high res versionThis is a lo res version: Download the PDF for the high res versionAnyway we decided that we needed action figures of the robots and were surprised to discover that there weren't any. We discovered Lego versions but they had no plans or parts list not to mention the difficulty of collecting the pieces.

That's when I remembered this post with the paper cutout of our Xbox Live Avatars. So I went and made paper cutouts for ATLAS and P-body.

Shaun of the Dead in 60 seconds

By Blackwalt - Posted on 22 April 2011

In the style of Scott Pilgrim


That's all I got. Enjoy.

Via Nerd Bastards.

Another Trailer for Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City

By Blackwalt - Posted on 21 April 2011

This may have been new when I scheduled it last week

    At Captivate we unveiled more of Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City. Part of that was a trailer which, as of right now, is available for you to view. Take a look! We're breaking the normal formula of Resident Evil and trying something completely new.

Direct link at Capcom.

Via JoyStiq.

Time for Homefront!

By Coxxorz - Posted on 20 April 2011

-00-00

Or is it?

Don't bother renting it or buying used, unless you like NagWare. THQ (or is it Valve?) has taken a page from EA's rapebook, and crippled the game. Only buying it new will get you a one-time-use code that unlocks XP progression beyond level 5, and thus most of the game's multiplayer toys. But you can conveniently pay them for a new code! A mere $10 bill tucked in their G-string gets things rolling again.

Because you know their servers are so worth it.

Portal Trifecta

By Coxxorz - Posted on 20 April 2011

Since we're on a theme.

Cats vs? Dolphins

By Akuf - Posted on 20 April 2011

All gassed up

By Blackwalt - Posted on 20 April 2011

May be related to the comment for this post.

Lazy guy with a Portal gun

By Blackwalt - Posted on 20 April 2011

This would making getting beer rye mid-game much easier

Via Nerd Bastards.

Portal 2 - full co-op trailer

By Blackwalt - Posted on 19 April 2011

Consequently they have never been solved by a human

Portal 2 is released today! And we're doomed!

Idiot of the Week

By Coxxorz - Posted on 19 April 2011

Stage 2: Anger.

This actually made me laugh...

By Akuf - Posted on 18 April 2011

Portal 2 co-op intro

By Blackwalt - Posted on 18 April 2011

Hello


Gotta watch ‘em all

By Blackwalt - Posted on 17 April 2011

By request.

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