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The Twelve Days of Coxxmas

By Coxxorz - Posted on 19 December 2009

In case you haven't noticed, there seem to be a lot of deals floating around this time of year.

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Holy foreclosure Batman!

By Blackwalt - Posted on 18 December 2009

Not so super, super lives.

Check out Super not so super for the not so super lives of Batman, the Flash, Wonder Woman, Catwoman and Supergirl.

Each character gets a short comic of their not so super lives.

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Irish logic

By Blackwalt - Posted on 17 December 2009

I see no problem here...

Conversation last week between Stormblade and Blackwalt:

Blackwalt: "I'm glad you're here so I'm not drinking alone"
Stormblade: "I'm not drinking!"
Blackwalt: "Are you here or not?"
Stormblade: "That's not how it works!"
Blackwalt: "You're here. I'm drinking. I'm not alone. Where's the problem?"
Stormblade: "Uhh..."

Some of this is paraphrased as my actual memory of the events is hazy for some reason...

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From Chinup Girl

By Akuf - Posted on 16 December 2009

Shows you how dirty your mind is

Someone

By Akuf - Posted on 16 December 2009

Was complaining about her singing, I don't I could hear a damn thing.

Advntures Of Aku

By Akuf - Posted on 16 December 2009

Episode: Lesson on Patron Saints

Not my usual adventure but very educational

I went over to Volleyball girl 5's place for a couple of drinks and discuss how we are going to practice for the holidays.

On the TV her brother was watching a show called MANswers. This show is completely retarded mindless silliness with actual trivia (SIDE NOTE: Shows like this one, reality TV have made me stop watching TV). Though the girls on the show were well....**ahem**...ok back to the story.

And one of the Questions was: Who is the Patron Saint for Hookers/Prostitutes?

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I'm in the mood for... ZOMBIES?

By Coxxorz - Posted on 16 December 2009

-00-00

Yes, after being continually underwhelmed by the antics in SpawnDie: Modern Backout 2, I'm ready for a change... Read more

If HoC ran the Olympic Torch

By Blackwalt - Posted on 16 December 2009

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Man some people have WAY too much time.

By Akuf - Posted on 16 December 2009

Surprised none of you thought of this

We all know the Zombie Apocalypse is coming

By Blackwalt - Posted on 16 December 2009

But did you know it was the Zombie Kitty Apocalypse?


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The internet was created to share this knowledge.

By Blackwalt - Posted on 15 December 2009

Crucial Knowledge


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This... this is why I can't sleep at night.

By Blackwalt - Posted on 15 December 2009

Red Ring Monster

I originally spotted this as Gizmodo who points you to a Tee Shirt company called Tee Fury who sell T-Shirt designs for a 24 hour period only. Needless to say, we missed our window.

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They got Avatar Awards in my Left 4 Dead 2

By Coxxorz - Posted on 14 December 2009

Speaking crap you can get for your Xbox Live avatar...

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Free Xbox Live Avatar prop

By Blackwalt - Posted on 13 December 2009

It's a free gift

Download through your web browser.

So. How did you spend your morning?

By Blackwalt - Posted on 13 December 2009

We watched some strangers play with fire

Hey buddy?: Do you have a light? Photo by AJHey buddy?: Do you have a light? Photo by AJ

So last week Guba checked the path of the Olympic Torch Relay in Ottawa. Just to see if it was worth going to watch.

Turns out that 50 ft from the house wasn't too much of a problem. Okay, more than that. It was a 2 minute walk... maybe 3.

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