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Nintendo dominates Software charts in 2009

By Swag - Posted on 15 January 2010

And probably hardware, but the stats haven't been released just yet. But if last month was any indication (7 million DS and Wii consoles combined), then they are the clear cut winner.

It's ironic how people blast Nintendo, but in actuality if it wasn't for them the games they play on other consoles wouldn't have even gotten the funding since the games industry would be broke!

Video Game Statistics

By Stormblade - Posted on 15 January 2010

Things to take away from the following infograph:

1) More gamers over 50 than under 18.
2) It sucks to be a PS3 owner.
3) Nintendo sells to girls and children (and Swag ... oops, Bling)
4) the XBox 360 breaks a lot. (who knew??)
5) Mario is a fracking disease.
6) PC gaming is irrelevant.
7) Duck Hunt No. 5 all time! Woo hoo!

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Zombies are so 2005!

By Blackwalt - Posted on 15 January 2010

Irrational Games tried to pitch a Zombie game in 2005

And no one cared. The full story of Division 9 is available at GameInformer. And there's even a trailer after the break.

Anti-Coxxorz Anti-Bargain Anti-Corner of the Anti-Day 01142010

By Blackwalt - Posted on 14 January 2010

Math is not Staples strong point

I don't really need any words here, do I?

This is why they stay away

By Stormblade - Posted on 14 January 2010

I dare anyone to say any of these to the Guba when she's gaming.

If you plan to, please wait until I am around.

With a video camera.

Blackwalt's kitchen, Thursday Morning

By Blackwalt - Posted on 14 January 2010

Pretty standard fare really

Stormblade: "It's particularly funny to me how everyone on the site wants me dead."

Guba: "We have buns."

It finally happened

By Coxxorz - Posted on 14 January 2010

Some of you may recall back in the early years of Xbox Live, when life was simple, and my Xbox live gamertag was just "Fuxxorz"...

It's here! It's finally here!!!

By Coxxorz - Posted on 13 January 2010

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After months of rumoured release dates and false starts, Serious Sam HD has arrived on Xbox 360. Read more

Serious Sam HD: Now available on Xbox Live

By Blackwalt - Posted on 13 January 2010

Why aren't you downloading it already?

Coxxorz says, "download this now!"

    The legendary Sam "Serious" Stone returns to battle the relentless hordes of Mental's army in glorious high definition on Xbox LIVE Arcade in Serious Sam HD: The First Encounter. Based on the original indie arcade shooter sensation Serious Sam: The First Encounter, Serious Sam HD features stunningly redesigned visuals, over-the-top action, and intense online co-op for up to four players.

Download for 1200 MS points. More information available at Xbox.com.

Zombie Killers, Qu'est-ce que c'est?

By Blackwalt - Posted on 13 January 2010

New high for Der Riese!

And, by the way, 24 wasn't our highAnd, by the way, 24 wasn't our high

So Graybush, Stormblade and I have a love/hate relationship with the "Der Riese" map on Call of Duty: World at War. We have our patterns and strategies and we still die. Often. And often early.

But we had reached as high as 20 previously. Twenty! And we were damn proud of that twenty.

Game Are Evil: Top 5 surprise games of 2009

By Blackwalt - Posted on 12 January 2010

Got to love a site name like Games Are Evil

Guess what's on the list?Guess what's on the list?

Top 5 Surprise Games of 2009:

    However, the sleeper hits are what really makes the game industry special. Enjoying a game that you never expected can be one of the greatest experiences in gaming. 2009 saw many such hits that will change the industry for years to come.


Wuss

By Blackwalt - Posted on 12 January 2010

Walk it off

Man goes blind playing video games.

    Xu, of Xining, capital of Qinghai province, went to a cyber café after quarreling with his wife, China Daily reports. The businessman went without sleep for four straight days playing online games there until he complained he had lost his vision.

So, you've been bitten by a Zombie

By Blackwalt - Posted on 11 January 2010

How long before you become one?

Thanks to theoatmeal it's no longer a mystery.

Fill out their questionnaire and find out how long you would last.

Most Useless Machine Ever

By Akuf - Posted on 10 January 2010

I can see Revek buying one of these.

Kotaku & Gamestop: what if Salem and Rios got real jobs?

By Blackwalt - Posted on 08 January 2010

Army of Two duo give up mercenary work for jobs at Gamestop



So sure, I know it's an ad but it's still funny and I still want to buy Army of Two the 40th day.

Via Kotaku.

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