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Swag's Classic Clip: Balls out Jeans (NSFW?)

By Swag - Posted on 09 May 2009

Haha, I've been searching for this video for a while, as it reminds me of Aku.

I'll sure he'll be picking up a pair of these, but hopefully none of us are around to see it. Read more

The Secrets behind "Far... far... far... far... far... away..."

By Blackwalt - Posted on 09 May 2009

Okay, more truthful, the way "Far... far... far... far... far... away..." occurred

You all know that Rolly likes Lego, Star Wars, and Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga. A couple of weekends ago Guba gave him a new set of Crayola markers, glowing markers that only write on special coloured paper. Rolly decided that I would be the one drawing and he decided I would be drawing Star Wars Characters.

We sat at the dining room table with the markers and paper and he told me which Star Wars character he wanted and what colour to make them. Sometimes he helped, for example, he added extra hair to the Chewbacca drawing.

I chose to draw the characters in Lego form as it was substantially easier and clear to Rolly what they were.

A Close Call.

By Q-Bert - Posted on 08 May 2009


Sorry about the GIF movie, but I can *totally* see this happening...

Revek's latest date...

By Q-Bert - Posted on 08 May 2009

A nice supper, a bit of wine... then he brings out the mechanical shovel...

Fun Chemicals

By Q-Bert - Posted on 08 May 2009

Oh Oxygen, will you ever find a friend ? Read more

The King is dead.

By Q-Bert - Posted on 08 May 2009

Duke Nukem is finally in the grave.

The story of one man's Xbox 360 - Day 5 continued

By One Mans Xbox 360 - Posted on 08 May 2009

I'm back baby!

I broke on Friday, I returned on Friday.

One week total down time. 5 business days. That's pretty fast. Much better than my last breakdown – one month (four weeks and 3 days). Seems that Microsoft is a little more organized now. Almost like they are expecting Xbox 360s to break. Almost.

It's been one week since you looked at me
Cocked your head to the side and said I'm angry.
Seven days since you laughed at me
Saying get that together come back and see me.
Seven days since the living room
I realized its all my fault, but couldn't tell you

- Bare Naked Ladies


The story of one man's Xbox 360 - Day 5

By One Mans Xbox 360 - Posted on 08 May 2009

MASSIVE, MEGA, BLOW-OUT UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

New time slot!

By Coxxorz - Posted on 07 May 2009

-00-00

Notice anything weird?

By Dark Nightowl - Posted on 07 May 2009

I noticed Coxxorz's graph in the HoC RRoD Tally.
I thought I'd add my own visualization (as if I don't do enough of this kind of thing at work.)

Results appear rather ominous.
Will two more HoC members fall prey to the RRoD?

The story of one man's Xbox 360 - Day 4 continued

By One Mans Xbox 360 - Posted on 07 May 2009

Things are heating up

North York!!! Woo hoo!!!

Made it.

And I met some guy named Mike. Seemed a little bored and his hand was cramping up. I think it was due to all the boxed he was signing for. Hey, they all look just like my coffin.

This is so bad...

By Akuf - Posted on 07 May 2009

I had to share it
It was once said a black man would be President "when pigs fly"
Well, 100 days into Obama's Presidency......
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