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Doublemint Twins

By Q-Bert - Posted on 06 November 2009

The left one could be yours.... if the price is right.The left one could be yours.... if the price is right.
So, Blackwalt had given me a Walmart raincheck for 2 copies of Borderlands.

Here's my saga of acquiring them.

200+ Reads ? For an Aku post ??

By Q-Bert - Posted on 06 November 2009


So, people were complaining that the Read Stats were a bit huge recently.

Believe it or not, these were legit. The admins have access to a "Track" tab for each page that details all the IPs and accounts that access a page and the time-stamp. The Read Stats were not lying.

Mothrakk vs. the Herd of Cats: THE REVENGE

By Blackwalt - Posted on 06 November 2009

"Stormblade! Don't shot at the big rakk! Stormblade! Don't... Arrrrgggghhh! Find shelter!"

It costs Graybush a lot to respawn: Someone owes him $40,000 plusIt costs Graybush a lot to respawn: Someone owes him $40,000 plus

This wasn't even a Mission. Stormblade just pissed off Mothrakk

This is actually from two nights ago but look! I'm in the picture! I'm in the picture!

Graybush took this one and we all posed proudly, if somewhat blindly. Only two of us could see the corpse. It wasn't rendered in for Coxxorz and I.

Hey! I have money! Cool!

By Q-Bert - Posted on 06 November 2009

Not to put too much of a point on it...Not to put too much of a point on it...
I told you guys that I have sold Virtual Machine templates for the past 3 years on an ecommerce site that I run (well, *used* to run; I had to shut it down in June because someone hacked it and I couldn't be bothered to fix it. That's what happens when you run old software...).

Well, on November each year, is when I split the loot with my business partner. My part is $1000+ ooooyeah.

Blondes and Blind people

By Akuf - Posted on 05 November 2009

At halloween party a blonde see's this guy dressed up like a blind referee. She turned to him and said: "Don't you think blind people will get offended if they see you?"

Milla Tweets! From the set of Resident Evil 4

By Blackwalt - Posted on 05 November 2009

and she makes this scene sound appealing

    Most recently, she wrote, "They were of the big action sequence with Alice and Claire fighting THE EXECUTIONER who in reality is an 8 ft. tall heavy weight boxer! He has a HUGE axe and we're in a prison shower, so every time he swings the axe, showers explode! So thru the whole scene its literally raining! so beautiful!"

Hmmm. Can't think of anything appealing about Milla Jovovich and Ali Larter fighting in a shower scene. Sadly they aren't fighting each other. Which would make the scene even more awesome.

Modern Warfare 2 LAN - Official!

By Coxxorz - Posted on 05 November 2009

-00-00


Please indicate if you are able to attend an all-day event for this game in Barrhaven. By "all-day" I mean 1pm onwards.

The first 3 signups are guaranteed a good seat.

The next 5 are guaranteed a seat.

Late signups/people who haven't found the new event signup feature yet: bring warm clothing.

UPDATE: The LAN is now officially a GO, and there are still a couple of indoor seats available.

Wine And Food Show

By Akuf - Posted on 05 November 2009

It is that time of year once again.

And if memory serves: http://www.herdofcats.ca/node/2019#comment-4321

Coxxorz had passes does he have them again this year and wishes to get rid of them?
I would be more than happy to take them off your hands.

This kinda like what I go through.

By Akuf - Posted on 04 November 2009

Borderlands Nite tonight!

By Coxxorz - Posted on 04 November 2009

It's Wednesday again, which, when combined with the fact that Mrs. Coxxorz is away, equals Gaming Time!! So if you're one of the 4 people on Herd of Cats who actually owns the game, let's get together and kick some Skag ass! Check out the event details below.

(--EVENT MODULE BROKEN--)

Twitter Peek, because we need more pointless electronics

By Blackwalt - Posted on 04 November 2009

It tweets and... well... it tweets

I thought that I had Stormblade's christmas gift already picked out. But then this came along. It's the perfect gift for him.

Yes, it's a mobile electronic device that twitters and... that's all it does.

October 2009 Top Picks

By Blackwalt - Posted on 04 November 2009

Seven pages of content for October which should be a record even if it isn't. This is despite all the web comic stories being removed by Q-Bert's upgrade. Borderlands, Coxxorz' bargains and Half-pint's mortality were the popular topics this month.

Top Stories by Read count:

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Mothrakk vs. the Herd of Cats

By Blackwalt - Posted on 04 November 2009

Big Game hunters (again!) in Borderlands

That's one big frakking rakkThat's one big frakking rakk

Side Mission 35 Like A Moth To Flame

See that? Once again I am not in the picture! Graybush and Mothrakk. Yet again, I was there too! But I got this one in focus (mostly)!

For Blackwalt....

By Akuf - Posted on 03 November 2009

Ontario Judge makes unprecedented ruling Another case of truth being stranger than fiction:

A seven-year-old Toronto , Ontario boy was at the center of a Toronto city courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.

The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents & the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law & regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible. Read more

QBert Thinks..

By Akuf - Posted on 03 November 2009

...I should stop dating blondes because a blonde just texted me and asked "what does idk stand for? "
I said: " I dont know"
she said: "omg! nobody does!"

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