Herd of Cats

And the flowers are still standing!

Well, shelves in this case. And floating not standing. But other than that it doesn't fit the quote at all.

This is in Red Faction: Guerilla where I had spent a few minutes destroying the building around the shelves. The building had been a high priority target.

I didn't notice the shelves until I drove back to the area 10-15 minutes later.

He's one chatty b*tch

Not that there was any doubt but since he disparged the authenticity of my research. Such as it was. As to context, sadly most of it is more accurate than you would like to think. Keep in mind that all the negative stuff is lumped together here. I am sure there are all sorts of his comments that are just sweetness and light. Life affirming you might say.

Just a quick comment that there is no additional hate here. I try to keep a consistent level of hate. I admit Stormblade gets a larger share than others, but it's a consistent share.

Crispy Gamer has an interesting, if unconvincing article on the 25 games you need to finish before you die.

I figured I would get a little more content in before I am completely ostracized and have my HoC tattoo (with the original logo, of course) forcibly removed. I may just have time to get to some of these during my convalescence.

..The moral to this story is

But this is just too funny for words. Tell me you can't picture Q-Bert trying something like this.

And that means... GAMING!!!!!

By popular request, we're dedicating tonight's online festivities to the destructive goodness of Red Faction, which you should all have by now. Read more

Yeah, this is pretty much it.

Of course, you can replace GameStop with EBGames here.

Not quite the Lexicon of Death, but entertaining anyway.

Here's a sample:

n00b tube (noun) [newb toob]

1) an extension to any assault rifle that results in an unfair amount of damage on the enemy. Normally found in the earlier levels for the less competent gamer.

I can't believe that asshole is still using a n00b tube, he's a level 55!

I would add:

2) Coxxorz's primary weapon.

For some reason they have Crawler, but not Floor Guy. n00bs.

Based on every game of Nazi Zombies.

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Nazi zombies!!

Nothing!

Here's a trailer for the upcoming movie Zombieland starring Woodie Harrelson and Bill Murray.

And not to suggest anything but it does look like it takes place in California...

I'm still married, and my girls recognize me still; so EVE's impact hasn't been that bad so far. Sunday morning, and the servers are in maintenance, so I have nothing else to do on Father's Day morning than write a blog entry :-(

I've lost 2 ships in PvE combat, but I have about 4 more in the hangars. My main problem right now is that I don't have enough money to purchase insurance for my biggest ship. That stunts my combat ability somewhat.

So, I have been focussing on the Market. Read more

Obviously Staged, but funny none the less.

Specifically Activision this time

Bobby Kotick, Activision boss went on the record with:

“I'm getting concerned about Sony; the PlayStation 3 is losing a bit of momentum and they don't make it easy for me to support the platform. It's expensive to develop for the console, and the Wii and the Xbox are just selling better. Games generate a better return on invested capital on the Xbox than on the PlayStation,” he says.