Herd of Cats

Sorry Swag but I already picked on Moricerevek today

Let's just stay friends

I saw this write up on wwtdd and stole it shamelessly because it was hilarious and I had to share it.

So "What would happen if Swag made a sex doll..."

But I didn't. Sorry.

Check out the copyright tags on the photos in this article. The photos themselves are pretty cool anyway.

5 Reasons You Secretly Want a Zombie Apocalypse

I'm surprised Cracked.com could only think of five reasons.

Some of us here are actually old enough to have colonoscopies.
I know QBert has, I have as well. Here are some funny comments made by patients.
I actually said #1.
Except I said: "You should be honoured as you're going where no man has gone before"

Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during the exam were quite humorous….. A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:

1. “Take it easy, Doc. You’re boldly going where no man has gone before! Read more

So how come Blackwalt can't create anything like these?

A couple of classics showed up on the Coxxorz Radar today. Hopefully someone can take advantage of the deals while they last... Read more

Seems simple enough

Why does this tank have feet?

So the second last level of Call of Duty World at War single player campaign, Mission 14: Heart of the Reich, ends with the objective Enter the Reichstag. You would think this would be straight forward.

Graybush and I tried, we tried, and tried. And tried some more. I was away from my controller for 10 minutes and during that time, Graybush tried even more. We were stuck.

Blackwalt: "Hang on a sec."

Good thing I only ordered 3 items

Why use one box when three can do the job?

Hardwood may have started this.

So the GF and I head over to see Graybush and HardW00D at Bleeker on Saturday (I don't have a witty pet name to give her like DP does because she's likely to be around long enough to have her own HoC name when she wants one ...). I've convinced her that what we should do is give my brother and his fiancé (who happens to be my GF's best friend) an HD TV to have at their house in the Laurentians for their wedding gift.

Her doubts started a day or two before going to look at TVs. She told me she didn't think my brother's fiancé watched much TV. I said that of course she did and they watched movies together regularly. She relented, but did mention what I feared she would figure out. She said, "You know, you are in that house more than they are." I had already planned my answer for this and said, "True, but they only watch movies when they are there."

I could see doubt of her face, but she let it drop. Read more

We just had to wait for Half-pint to be done with it

The HoC Underground Railroad delivery process has begun. Coxxorz >> Blackwalt >> Half-pint >> Blackwalt (ewwww!) >> Pebbles >> Q-Bert >> ???

It could end up anywhere from there...

Why did I just get a Xbox Live friend request from Coxxorz?

Because sometimes a blurry picture really is worth a thousand blurry words

Squint damn you! Squint!

Work with me here, I had a really small window of opportunity and a really poor camera. The stats don't stay up for long.

There are two important things here:

1. Graybush, Stormblade and I got to level 18 in Der Riese which is our best

Except that it was us

So last night we were playing zombie swamp in Call of Duty World at War. Stormblade, Graybush and I. And it was going well.

No really.

Graybush and Stormblade hit a record for their survival - 17. Previously Coxxorz and I had reached one level higher (18) but it was playing with two complete strangers that knew what they were doing and carried us.