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Wannabe Coxxorz

By Akuf - Posted on 21 September 2009

Did we miss something?

By MauriceRevek - Posted on 21 September 2009

You know, when the first version of this game came out, we waited a long time to play it, so long in fact that it was a cheep bargain bin item, but when we did, we had a considerable amount of fun. Have we been paying so much attention to Borderlands that we missed the release?

Adventures of DisasterPiece

By Akuf - Posted on 20 September 2009

Episode: I lost count.

Well Volleyball Girl #4 and I went for breakfast this morning at the Lieutenant's Pump.
She over hears this other group girls talking about Megan Fox's thumbs and how disgusting they are.

Side note: This is the second time I had this conversation this week about Megan Fox's thumbs. I already knew what they looked like. I actually want to re-watch Transformers to see if I notice them. Read more

These are not the groceries you are looking for

By Blackwalt - Posted on 20 September 2009

Jedi tossed out of supermarket for wearing hood

I'm thinking that if he were a real Jedi he shouldn't have been outsmarted by a bunch of grocery store staff.

Last Chance to enter!!!

By Coxxorz - Posted on 20 September 2009

All right, enough frigging around. You've all had three weeks to come up with something creative, and I don't even remember what the topic was anymore. Oh yeah! Marvel bought Disney. Or something like that. Anyway, a couple of you continue to express an interest in entering, so do it already!

Winner will be chosen on Monday.

Why am I not surprised

By Blackwalt - Posted on 19 September 2009

This is after spending 400 MS points on an export license

So in attempting to export my Rock Band 1 songs into Rock Band 2 I ran into this error. You have to spend 400 MS points to get to this point of course.

My Rock Band 1 disc works fine when playing (although I may not have hit the flawed song) but not when exporting. I get just past one third through. Fortunately, thanks to exceptional programming on Microsoft's part, if it fails on one song the entire process stops and fails!

Does anyone have an Xbox 360 Rock Band 1 disc I can borrow for 30 minutes? No reason.

Herd of Cats' Xbox 360 picture of the day – 09182009

By Blackwalt - Posted on 18 September 2009

Now those are Gamer Pics

Seriously, I want that for my own gamer pic. Screw the old L4D guy.

OMG! It's Crackdown on Steroids

By Blackwalt - Posted on 18 September 2009

Realtime Worlds' APB

100 people to a world...

Although there will be NO breakdancing in my crew! Sorry Disasterpiece.

What happens in Vegas...

By Coxxorz - Posted on 17 September 2009

-00-00


Probably gets posted on the site in the morning.

Since nobody (besides the usual guys, who are kind of like nobodys) bothered to show up for gaming last night, let's make it official for tonight.

Hey look! It's HoC Nite! That thing we do every Wednesday night. For the last 15 years. I wonder if I should go online? Nahhhhh...

As an added incentive, we'll be announcing the winner of the Batman Arkham Asylum contest. Or maybe the deadline. Who knows?! Maybe we'll give out a new prize just for showing up! So grab tonight's game (HINT: the hint is in the title), and meet the gang online for the usual random silliness. Read more

I always wondered what Half-pint was building in the shed

By Blackwalt - Posted on 17 September 2009

I am not looking forward to this becoming operational

Look out puny humans!!Look out puny humans!!

First spotted here.

Cooking with Revek - Leek Trout with Beer Onion Rice

By MauriceRevek - Posted on 16 September 2009

This week, on the very first Cooking with Revek, I have made a wonderful Leek Trout. To make a this delectable plate, you will need:

I know this is totally unrelated ...

By Stormblade - Posted on 16 September 2009

... to anything we post here, but I couldn't help it.

It would be freaking hilarious if it wasn't so damn scary! Read more

I am mean

By Pebbles - Posted on 15 September 2009

It's Gibby's BDay tomorrow and I told her that she would not get her gift in the morning as usual because I didn't get a chance to shop recently, which is true. So I'll need to go shopping tomorrow night for her to get her gift. Q-Bert bought her iPod two months ago...

More Borderlands?!?!?

By Blackwalt - Posted on 15 September 2009

Even I'm getting sick of it

Jeep goes boomJeep goes boom

Although this is 12 hour hands on from VideoGamer.

    ...the voice acting and soundtrack bring to mind cowboy sci-fi Firefly, but for me it's more like a fusion of 2003 shooter XIII and Blizzard's loot-obsessed hack and slash Diablo.

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