Adventures of Akufadumamai
Episode: The Beginning of the End?
Some of you have asked why the celibacy. Well it's just something I do every now and again. Recently I have discovered a potential health problem (will find out today) no not an STD. But this is not the reason.
All I can say is through all my conquests every once in a while there is one girl who fills that big black hole in my chest where a heart is supposed to be. Read more
Revek's Guide to Celebacy
In honor of Aku's decision on remaining celebate for a year, I thought I would write a guide to help him in his endeavours.
- Stop going to the gym. Since you are not trying to impress any ladies, you do not need to dedicate yourself to mainting your physique. Remember, nothing says celibate better than Rumby Dumpy. To determine if you have achived the correct level of dumpyness, beutiful women should be looking through you rather than at you. Note: It is possible to go too far in the Rumpy Dumpy physique, which would cause a different kind of attention. When people start looking at you with a look in their eyes that says: "I hope he does not finish the buffet!" you have gone too far, and need to go back to the gym.
The Coxxorz Thanksgiving Weekend Deal of the Week
Okay, before everyone goes apeshit thinking you can get this from Future Shop for $7 if you add it to your cart in the next 30 seconds, RELAX. This is just a placeholder for the inevitable deals (and price errors) that do come, and place to discuss the package in the meantime.
Techie Blag - "Once you have their money, you never give it back"
This is a cautionary tale about the perils of commerce.
HoC Drug deal of the day
Just how many vitamins can one man carry?
If your name is Ice, well... a lot, I think we need to stage an intervention.
Traveling inventory:
- One bag for clothes
- One bag for Xbox 360
- One bag for golf clubs
- One bag for laptop
- One bag for drugs
Right after the just how many vitamins can one man carry? question is just how many bags can one man carry to Ottawa? Good thing there was only the two of them in Grendel's car...
Coxxorz Friday Deal of the Day (updated)
Our good friends at Dell have stepped up with the first decent deal on Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2: $59.00 with free shipping.
The down side (as with any preorder these days) is you'll have to wait for them to send it after it comes out. So unless they have it in stock and ship it prior to release date, your chances of having it on that day are slim.
Sega Week - Day 4
In what's starting to feel like a scene from Groundhog Day, I played a bit late again last night.
Borderlands: updated hands on at teamXbox
I didn't read it because they (TeamXbox) told me not to
Borderlands Updated Hands-On Impressions at TeamXbox.
- ...but there are some details you may want to avoid if you want your first play of the game to be pristine, so every discovery is your own.
Interstellar Marines
A "AAA Indie" title now in development
Why am I interested in a Independent title about Space Marines? Well, A: Space Marines! and B: Land sharks! Did you look at that photo? It's a squad of marines and a Mech being attacked by a land shark. A land shark!
A Mile High
Call of Duty 4 Modern Warfare bonus mission
After the credits. After!
In Call of Duty 4 Modern Warfare after the credits finish you get an additional bonus mission "A Mile High." It's a timed run through of a two level airplane to rescue a VIP. If you click to bypass the credits you don't get the mission.
You all wanted it to be a movie
So did the publishers...
When we published this article about the upcoming Star Wars zombie book almost all the comments suggested it be made into a movie.
The publishers of Death Troopers created their own low budget trailer using the 501st Legion’s Empire City Garrison and decided it wouldn't be enough:
